@TheOnion @el_donaldo Glad he's not showing a little hint of acorn through those unzipped jeans. James O'Keefe may not be around to film it.
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@TheOnion comedy central will miss Romney. He was the Rosetta stone of stupid politicansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1CTF55O pic.twitter.com/cnUCzDru9c” this could be the funniest thing i have ever read.
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No Mitt Romney in 2016? This campaign speech is following him around, I'm afraid. http://onion.com/1CTF55O via
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@theonion you look like a burnt BOGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hehehe!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmastfo! !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MeBeDB RT@TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1CTF55O pic.twitter.com/ckEPc1cDJD
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@TheOnion no Safeways in Ohio. Do your research. What kind of journalism is this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this story could have just as easily been "local man realizes knowing his limits has no baring on ability to overcome challenges"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@scjohnson13@TheOnion ain't no safeways in Ohio! I can see through the agendaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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