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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2015

    Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/15ZV8Tb pic.twitter.com/chjKTLcj3p

    10:57 AM - 29 Jan 2015
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    56 replies 785 retweets 977 likes
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      2. Scotty Bell‏ @SkottyBell 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Laura_E_Rose @Rich_Whiteman @IngridGergmen @hicknarris photoshop game on point

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Diana‏ @negativkreep 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @SkottyBell

        @SkottyBell ON FLEEK.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. CLEM‏ @EmmettGlynn 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/15ZV8Tb  pic.twitter.com/uX3O3zqbDt” disgusting

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      1. Matt‏ @matchmitt 29 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/15ZV8Tb  pic.twitter.com/4Ln5yhbP9Q”@yolorhett

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      2. MD‏ @mikeydoubled 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos pic.twitter.com/Uyf8U1qfwf” @ericgobucks -- let Meesh know!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Infantry Vet‏ @ericgobucks 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @mikeydoubled

        @mikeydoubled @TheOnion I told her! Lol

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      2. ET‏ @erinc2e 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/15ZV8Tb  pic.twitter.com/5hVwSYUUiP” @ewhtmrsh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Emily Whitemarsh‏ @ewhtmrsh 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @erinc2e

        @erinc2e If only I had know this before I bought my Milanos! Just thinking I helped support this cruelty...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ET‏ @erinc2e 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ewhtmrsh

        @ewhtmrsh You're a terrible person. I'm setting your Milanos free right now

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Emily Whitemarsh‏ @ewhtmrsh 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @erinc2e

        @erinc2e Wait!! The damage is already done, I may as well just eat them!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. ET‏ @erinc2e 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ewhtmrsh

        @ewhtmrsh And that is why nothing ever changes lol

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      7. Emily Whitemarsh‏ @ewhtmrsh 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @erinc2e

        @erinc2e Meh. Who needs change anyway?

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      8. ET‏ @erinc2e 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ewhtmrsh

        @ewhtmrsh caterpillars, tadpoles, and other larval forms. Also parking meters

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Emily Whitemarsh‏ @ewhtmrsh 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @erinc2e

        @erinc2e Hahahaha! I stand corrected

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      1. Heidi Rizzo‏ @tahirajh 29 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/15ZV8Tb  pic.twitter.com/pG8CWbyre6”@mtrizzo88

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      2. Cai Mossman‏ @CaiMossman 29 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheAuthorGuy This disgusts and disturbs me.

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      3. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @CaiMossman

        @CaiMossman You know @TheOnion is a parody site, right?

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      4. Cai Mossman‏ @CaiMossman 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheAuthorGuy

        @TheAuthorGuy @TheOnion Yes, I am aware of its satirical nature as my statement was intended as one of sarcasm.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Christopher Moore‏Verified account @TheAuthorGuy 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @CaiMossman

        @CaiMossman @TheOnion See, we need a sarcasm font.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Cai Mossman‏ @CaiMossman 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheAuthorGuy

        @TheAuthorGuy @TheOnion Perhaps, as an author and man of influence, you should head such an effort.

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