@TheOnion What if everyone has a heart attack at once? What then? (I'll tell you what, the fucking fuse blows if more than one is used)
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@TheOnion they are battery operated. -
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@theonion though I suppose after the event, plugging them all back into their chargers could blow a fuse… but crisis over
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