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@TheOnion Gold. @therealDFerrisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SwindleApe THIS IS WHY WE STUDY EVOLUTION. TO STOP THIS INJUSTICE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CTVTaraNelson so u ony come out to play at night now ? Seldom c u @ the 6 o'clock newscast anymore : (Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~When it's gotta go, it's gotta go.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mankind, leading the way as usual.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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