“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/C3xCF1J2F4” @dickeysarah 

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“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/C3xCF1J2F4” @dickeysarah 

“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/5TpVORYayt”

“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/55fGE6gtwU” lmfao
“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/cjaK8M4aVn”
Haaaaa! Personal pet peeve. "@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/iad4m6eWo1”
@TheOnion What is the flipping big deal. So lost right now???
“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/43gTLXfMOL” @LiveZaction
@casscarter4 @TheOnion This country is slowly falling apart...
“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/NEELynGnQg”the fuck. He needs to be punched
@TheOnion OUTRAGE
@TheOnion I fucking hate when that happens.
@TheOnion what a graphic image. I think I'll go throw up now.
“@TheOnion: Receipt Brazenly Placed In Bag Without Permission http://onion.com/1Di5eJp pic.twitter.com/1fNNUkzJRG” The nerve! @mattdotta1
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