@TheOnion We have a song about that. https://soundcloud.com/fancyketchup/abortion-1 …
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@TheOnion if there is an ironic satire here it has gone way over my headThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I’ll swing by in about an hour, but text me if you get done before that." http://onion.com/1Hf0Hxq pic.twitter.com/u5kI9Gb0PW”#SoSad
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@TheOnion This man is truly a beacon of chivalry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Like Old Man, Grandson of "Damone" is a Dick, Trades White Leather Coat for Sweet Hoodie"#ThingsToRunFrompic.twitter.com/1BsgtMQgnW
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