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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2015

    "I’m not sure it would be fair to my kids." – @BobbyJindal http://onion.com/1D4ZzpP pic.twitter.com/iQi0HyTwDg

    12:30 PM - 27 Jan 2015
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      1. 𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕒 𝔻𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕪‏ @msjdubey 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal It wouldn't be fair to my kids either.

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      1. Cheez Knees‏ @cheezknees 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal 2 months? That's being rather generous, don't you think?

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      2. Nathan Lilly‏ @LivinOnTheEdge 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal @jgclawson this is perfect LOL

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      3. Garrett Clawson‏ @jgclawson 27 Jan 2015
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        @LivinOnTheEdge @TheOnion @BobbyJindal I literally just laughed out loud in class

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal But he's OK with putting the rest of us through it?

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      1. Suzanne Simnick‏ @SuzanneSimnick 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal Not sure it would be fair to OUR Kids.

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      1. Silent G‏ @mgstohl 27 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "I’m not sure it would be fair to my kids." – @BobbyJindal http://onion.com/1D4ZzpP  pic.twitter.com/WX6Ll5bHcF”

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      1. Matthew Roberts‏ @MattRoberts1981 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/NKchoNTpEJ

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      1. Matthew Roberts‏ @MattRoberts1981 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal

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      1. HMArmedForcesReview‏ @ForcesReviewUK 29 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal not sure then dont bother.

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      1. Natasha  ❣‏ @natasha_sax 28 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @rezaaslan @BobbyJindal that's coz you know your chances and after Cindy Jacob magically disappeared !!!

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      1. nolamomma‏ @nolamomma 28 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal 2 months? He's been running for years (rather than, you know, doing his job).

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      1. J.Fal‏ @JFAL1962 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal don't sweat it Bobby,..you won't be in it the whole 2 weeks...they make you talk during those things...#PLANb

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      1. Pas de Chose‏ @userNaught 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal omigosh say it aint bob bee. hes so perfect. so Amurca!

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      1. Asad Khan‏ @aurkhan 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal I am not sure if we can out our kids through this for two month, listening to ur insight abt No Go Zones

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      1. john denmyer ❌‏ @JDenmyer 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @BobbyJindal Who the fuck are you??really

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      1. Patricia Camacho‏ @Pcamachobotero 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @HankMobleyLives @BobbyJindal : Oh Bobby I'm not sure its good for the country either! Sorry! Family First!

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      1. Rulon James Downard‏ @RJDownard 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ZackKopplin @BobbyJindal "2-Month" Presidential Campaign?!!! Map of Time conceptual difficulties applying here too it would seem

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      1. Emily Maurer‏ @yoyodancer 27 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "I’m not sure it would be fair to my kids." – @BobbyJindal http://onion.com/1D4ZzpP  pic.twitter.com/eagyw8dNJa” @nuttmeg76

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