.@TheOnion A balloon as a symbol of peace is pretty apt. Either can be destroyed by a single aggressive prick.
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@theonion I think balloons end up in our oceans + choking animals to death, but by all means...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Should have used water balloons.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “[American Voices] Vatican Replaces Doves With Balloons As Symbol Of Peace http://onion.com/1yZeL94#WhatDoYouThink?”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion balloons or inflated condoms?...inflated condoms a definite yes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are they made out of condoms?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Vessel of hot air!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Vatican Replaces Doves With Balloons As Symbol Of Peace http://onion.com/1yZeL94#WhatDoY good idea as doves are getting f@&$ed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .. That's a good thing, because balloons can't cry!
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@TheOnion ...in developing nature....Sea Turtles announced they would abandon Roman Catholic Faith in response to Vatican balloon worshipThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now, if they replaced the doves with inflated condoms, that would be a statement. In Boston they could release underinflated ones.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can we settle on dove-shaped balloons?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about 99 Red Balloons?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion balloons are easier to inflate than dovesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why not drones? too expensive?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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