.@TheOnion Yeah, right! Like this wouldn't apply to everyone.
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@TheOnion Earth has shifted and we're all about to die!?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 27, 2015 http://onion.com/1BuGjCz pic.twitter.com/uWcn0cNs2F” @misplacedlaugh
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@misplacedlaugh I have to keep you up to date on how you should be living your life
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For your weekly planning... “
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 27, 2015 http://onion.com/1BuGjCz pic.twitter.com/fKGHHLJ0wi” finally a#Horoscope that makes sense!
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