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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2015

    In Focus | Report: Authorities Recommend The Film 'You've Got Mail' For Those Snowed In Today http://onion.com/1z69Kdc pic.twitter.com/yWqRPtxs48

    7:18 AM - 27 Jan 2015
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      2. John Strand‏ @J_Strand 27 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @merristrand @AlysuhTyler15

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      3. Merri Strand‏ @merristrand 27 Jan 2015
        Replying to @J_Strand

        @J_Strand @TheOnion @AlysuhTyler15 I wish we were snowed in! Nora Ephron all day, please!

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      1. Erin‏ @erhjenlee 27 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion everytime media punks us w/ the word Epic, u knew there'll be tons' paranoid Fkers emerge, saving economy n wipe out blockbuster

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      1. Mare Bear Pig‏ @marebear_pig 27 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus | Report: Authorities Recommend The Film 'You've Got Mail' For Those Snowed In Today" @Brak2590

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      1. Adam W‏ @Winegarden_A 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Hanks and Ryan, Bacon and Eggs, Freedom and Liberty #america

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      1. Lacey‏ @Lkh_701 27 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion Authorities Recommend You'v Got Mail Today http://onion.com/1z69Kdc  pic.twitter.com/aUBOfuuWCb” & evryday as long as we both shall live

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      1. Tom‏ @twittenup 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion .@TomHanks is in a F-O-X Hole as we speak, LOL! But is he drinking coffee & reading a book, too? #YouveGotMail

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      1. 李洪宽@大参考‏ @LiHongKuan 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @lijiansion 这个老片,我看过。比较幼稚。没别的印象了。 官方做这种推荐,属于吃饱了撑着了没事干。

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      1. Alala News‏ @alala_news 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion That film is a national treasure. I recommend this:http://youtu.be/kuvy2FiIZT4 

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      1. Spirit Girl‏ @Candida240 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion one of my favorite fantasies.....

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      1. WW‏ @Lake_Wolosker 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @Brendan__Davey @Jloures_87 hahahah

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      1. Chased off, Returned.‏ @daisybetty 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Meg Ryan's early photographer put a light meter against her skin and found she was uniquely reflective. Luminous!

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      1. Joe's O's‏ @Joes0s 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Hmmmmm. @MaggieERogers.

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