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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2015

    Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA pic.twitter.com/xSK8f0Cksf

    2:55 PM - 26 Jan 2015
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      2. Peter Molloy‏ @pmolcoach 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fc1345 this article is PERFECT for Unit 1: What is History? #ItsAlwaysMoving #ItsEverything @thomasryan60 @tomryanmethuen

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Fran Cusick‏ @fc1345 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @pmolcoach

        @pmolcoach I know, I was going to send it to you.

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      1. Bored Bunny Blues‏ @BoredBunnyBlues 26 Jan 2015
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        @theonion man made revisionist history

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      1. Marty Levine‏ @MartyLevine 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ByTimGraham Old news...

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      1. Mrs Booksy‏ @MrsBooksy 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA  pic.twitter.com/5N8r7XdTjo” @jakeishistory!

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      1. Jacob A. Hollander‏ @JacobaHollander 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I dunno, some people still unaware that the actual greatest Republican president of our times was far more liberal than they are

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      2. T_Coll_‏ @T_Coll_ 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA  pic.twitter.com/LJGMwkrbDT” @grabJenny

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      1. Naked Truth Now.com‏ @worldcom37 6 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Yes unfreedom is growing fast too like in the past. They want to take our Freedoms

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      1. Joe Weinman‏ @joeweinman 27 Jan 2015
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        MT @TheOnion: Historians Warn The Past Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA  pic.twitter.com/OSSdg8qDSD <- 1 more thing to worry abt

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      1. Daniel Champness‏ @DanielChampness 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @alangura Really people get for this ,my my chicken little

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      1. (((Greg A.)))‏ @Greg_A_ 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I get the joke, but the past has always expanded at a constant rate (1 second per second).

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      1. Drew Edwards‏ @DrewEdwards12 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA  pic.twitter.com/BeaKlY4KWE”@brittschrum

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      1. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion next plot for b-list syfy movie confirmed

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      1. Jack Morrow‏ @JMorrowJr 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion seems like there is more every day.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion i know, that fish my brother caught when he was 12 is 5 inches longer and 10 pounds heavier now.

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      1. The Chaz Of Texas‏ @willowfire01 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I'll die to that! All us Christians should have 'RUBBER NECKS' in this impending invasion of Muslim Jihad psychopaths.

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      1. Ethan Postans‏ @EPostans 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1JvIXvA  pic.twitter.com/STtQuyRvrJ”@Garrettisatool

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