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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2015

    TIP: Be one of those fucking people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water http://onion.com/1JvDkxl pic.twitter.com/JjMp67HFY8

    2:39 PM - 26 Jan 2015
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      1. Matt Von Grimm‏ @MattVonGrimm 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion If it's snowing, there's plenty of water out there, just get a filter :)

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      1. Off-Ramp‏Verified account @KPCCofframp 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Smear the blood of a lamb upon your doorposts so that the great low-pressure system spares your family as it passes over your home

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      1. MplsWillie‏ @WillieMiller527 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion - ... and be sure to take all the toilet paper, too... enough for at least 8 months to a year...

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      1. Joseph Dillon‏ @JoeDillonn 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: TIP: Be one of those fucking people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water http://onion.com/1JvDkxl " @tcandiloro

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      1. Liam Garrett‏ @LiamGarrehtt 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @simonsaysrach

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      1. MK‏ @MichaelKnutzen 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Just wait til day 4 and he's selling them for $20 each then you'll call him an #entrepreneur

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      1. Carter Barrett‏ @carter_barrett 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion the onion is spot on today

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      1. Christine Foisy‏ @denby1128 26 Jan 2015
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        Blizzard tip from @TheOnion : If any of your pets go outside for any reason, leave them there. They belong to the snows now. #blizzard2015

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      1. Mike Fishman‏ @mike_fishman 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: TIP: Be 1of those f'ing people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water http://onion.com/1JvDkxl  pic.twitter.com/Ie6dt6hbWD”

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      1. 𝅙‏ @furt1v3ly 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion epic grade list today. #ComedyGold

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      1. Bibi‏ @blcm_brlk 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @TarekFatah Such a surprise on my timeline a lovely pic of the street I used to live (just next to westin hotel)

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      1. Jim Whittington‏ @jhwhittington1 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @patrickdurham2 What blizzard ? It's 50 degrees here.

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      1. SkepticalSoftball‏ @radioheadfloyd 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Remember when the Onion was so funny you couldn't read it on the subway? Well, you can read it on the subway now.

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      1. Sallyann‏ @Sal_lyann 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @michaeldweiss so glad i read the whole article....thought buying water was the sensible survival tip

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      1. Sally Eastman‏ @sallyeastman1 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Because you'd never be able to drink all the water that you could get out in your front yard from snowmelt

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      1. Jon Michael Snider‏ @wcmtradiojon 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion #milkandbreadsandwiches

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      1. Krafty.Wurker‏ @KraftyWurker 26 Jan 2015
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        Oye vey itz a #Snowocaust @TheOnion #HellStormAdolf #NY #NYC

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