@TheOnion If it's snowing, there's plenty of water out there, just get a filter :)
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@TheOnion Smear the blood of a lamb upon your doorposts so that the great low-pressure system spares your family as it passes over your homeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - ... and be sure to take all the toilet paper, too... enough for at least 8 months to a year...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: TIP: Be one of those fucking people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water http://onion.com/1JvDkxl "@tcandiloroThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just wait til day 4 and he's selling them for $20 each then you'll call him an#entrepreneurThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the onion is spot on todayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Blizzard tip from
@TheOnion : If any of your pets go outside for any reason, leave them there. They belong to the snows now.#blizzard2015Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: TIP: Be 1of those f'ing people who clears out the whole shelf of bottled water http://onion.com/1JvDkxl pic.twitter.com/Ie6dt6hbWD”
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@TheOnion epic grade list today.#ComedyGoldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TarekFatah Such a surprise on my timeline a lovely pic of the street I used to live (just next to westin hotel)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@patrickdurham2 What blizzard ? It's 50 degrees here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Remember when the Onion was so funny you couldn't read it on the subway? Well, you can read it on the subway now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@michaeldweiss so glad i read the whole article....thought buying water was the sensible survival tipThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because you'd never be able to drink all the water that you could get out in your front yard from snowmeltThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oye vey itz a
#Snowocaust@TheOnion#HellStormAdolf#NY#NYCThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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