@LosFelizDayCare “@TheOnion Stockpile flint&color beads.These will be important in After Times http://onion.com/1DbkUyd pic.twitter.com/bBoWcKHxFm
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@LosFelizDayCare “@TheOnion Stockpile flint&color beads.These will be important in After Times http://onion.com/1DbkUyd pic.twitter.com/bBoWcKHxFm
@TheOnion Baubles are a sure hit
.@ColinLardner "TIP: Stockpile flint and colored beads. These will be important in the After Times." @TheOnion
“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1DbkUyd pic.twitter.com/BWSeqwqI5e” don't forget to buy a guide to hunting and preparing caribou
@TheOnion Finish binge-watching The Wire and Breaking Bad to participate in After Times water-cooler discussions.
@TheOnion The Onion is killing it today!
@TheOnion @der_bluthund Weather must one bad in the US. In UK, we just go to bed early if the Ovaltine runs out..
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