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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2015

    NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’ http://onion.com/1Db8UfZ pic.twitter.com/SFScCy3eti

    10:53 AM - 26 Jan 2015
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    35 replies 1,297 retweets 812 likes
      1. Lisa Bruce‏ @lisarosebruce 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’ pic.twitter.com/0vxYiT3LaE” @alliejanebruce

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      1. Yuma Wray‏ @YumaWray 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’ http://onion.com/1Db8UfZ " #Snowmageddon2015

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      2. AnatheHated‏ @AnatheHated 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @shellickybookey I was about to RT this at you thinking you'd like it before I realized it was your RT #iwasright

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Zinnia‏ @shellickybookey 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @AnatheHated

        @ParrotTalkBack @TheOnion You know me so well, it scares me!

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      4. AnatheHated‏ @AnatheHated 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @shellickybookey

        .@shellickybookey Teared up today watching @Pres_Bartlet be mean to Charlie but it's ok because he TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR IT BY BEING OUR DAD

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      5. Zinnia‏ @shellickybookey 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @AnatheHated

        @ParrotTalkBack @Pres_Bartlet That time he gave Charlie the carving set by frikkin PAUL REVERE?? #flawless

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. AnatheHated‏ @AnatheHated 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @shellickybookey

        @shellickybookey @Pres_Bartlet I know what I'm doing tomorrow thanks to @Netflix and my love of having a good cry #westwingsnowathon

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      7. Zinnia‏ @shellickybookey 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @AnatheHated

        @ParrotTalkBack @Pres_Bartlet @netflix But... But...that's what I'VE been doing all day TODAY! #westwingPREsnowathon

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jack Reilly‏ @JHNR081 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Cruice_Ship @MeatballMurgidi

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      4. Jack Reilly‏ @JHNR081 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @amurgidi

        @MeatballMurgidi @TheOnion @Cruice_Ship and me

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      1. Alex Reutov‏ @alexrz888 27 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Every body creates for themselves their own god and their own religion!!! Why then they have to be afraid of their own god ???

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      1. illogicalvulcan‏ @illogicalvulcan 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh god. The last! RT @TheOnion NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’http://onion.com/1Db8UfZ 

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      1. Kelly Florence‏ @KellyFlorenceE 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion but is alternate side parking suspended!? #nyc #BlizzardJuno

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      1. The MC‏ @mikecolman 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’ #Snowmageddon2015

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      1. Christine Davitt‏ @christinedavitt 26 Jan 2015
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        .@TheOnion I'm literally crying.

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      1. Rusty Pete‏ @Rust_Rust_Rust 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I bow before no man! No God! For I am free! "Totally should've been an actor" #justsaying

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      1. Paul Brandeis Raushenbush‏Verified account @raushenbush 26 Jan 2015

        @JudyWadding @TheOnion it’s the Onion…

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