@TheOnion @lazy_roxtra holy shit, skye, that's the best thing I've read all week
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@lazy_roxtra@TheOnion i was giggling like an idiot in my math class earlier
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@DeanMMorrow “@TheOnion: In Focus: Chicken-Shit Asteroid Veers Away At Last Minute http://onion.com/1tgQbzz pic.twitter.com/zhc1yzyR37”
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@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1tgQbzz pic.twitter.com/cteUwLB4nu” read it they bakin off of the asteroid@Q_Barefield@NotSo_JIM_Shady
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@MEGADOPE420 “@TheOnion: In Focus: Chicken-Shit Asteroid Veers Away At Last Minute http://onion.com/1tgQbzz pic.twitter.com/UB4lcskbcF”
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@TheOnion In effort to expand sales in face of#MichelleObama healthy diet rage,#McDonalds partners w/#NASA/#JPL to launch Space#McNuggets! - End of conversation
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@TheOnion shame that, really needed cheering up on a Monday :-(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Chicken-shit asteroid did not veer away at last minute but landed as Speaker of the House in Wash DC.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is one of the funniest articles evaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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