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@TheOnion For a second I didn't realize it was the Onion, but I wasn't surprised whatsoever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Diamond Joe Biden everybody.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion more fuel for the dimwitted teabaggers!
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