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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2015

    In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz pic.twitter.com/SYmnMVTnYg

    6:30 AM - 26 Jan 2015
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      2. David Burge‏ @iowahawkblog 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meta. RT @TheOnion In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibilityhttp://onion.com/1z1sevz 

        6 replies 6 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Carson C. Newton‏ @AttyCCN 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion And THIS internet writer wrote in a sarcastic tone about a sarcastic Internet writer! Oh the delicious irONIONy!

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      1. Sonar Jose‏ @SonarJose 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Congratulations, @michaeljhudson.

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      1. yung bally backpacker‏ @saintsuburban 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz  pic.twitter.com/XfSbciYJYJ” @Sarah_Pounds

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      1. Juegos y los gatos!‏ @ArtrexisLives 26 Jan 2015
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        Lmao RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz pic.twitter.com/N2HGhEcX9f

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      1. KellyDougan‏ @KellyDougan 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz  pic.twitter.com/QhIfz19qRH” @Megsellent

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      2. The Ghost of Dan Belinky‏ @dan____k 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @Kadeeb_Key is that jimmy?

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      2. Alice Henry Whitmore‏ @lutheranliar 26 Jan 2015
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        Close to home? "@TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz  pic.twitter.com/KQ3wGsKxEq”

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      3. Eleven Consignment‏ @ElevenCBoutique 26 Jan 2015
        Replying to @lutheranliar

        @lutheranliar @TheOnion we r having a big sample sale this weekend ! Chanel Hermes Prada YSl Dvf ...designer consignment sample sale 50-1$

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      1. kaleesi‏ @madelinekaleesi 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz  pic.twitter.com/PmhcMqkCue” @Jes044

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      1. sorrahtyZ‏ @Zytharros 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Sorry. Too many of 'em in anonymous comments sections already.

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      1. Amy A. Neal‏ @macman1284 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Bud Fox‏ @budfoxnews 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ritholtz “Delta”: Financial Expression of the Dayhttp://budfoxnews.com/2015/01/26/delta-financial-expression-of-the-day/ …

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      1. MrENC‏ @MrENCmusic 26 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Internet Rocked By ... Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz  // @corcrane when did you grow a mustache & goatee?!

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      1. Tim Farrell‏ @Tim_Farrell11 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ritholtz Sarcasm is the Onion's stock-in-trade. The pot calling the kettle black?

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      1. XiaoZay‏ @nguyenthimai95 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion can you help me, plz to https://twitter.com/nguyenthimai95  like or share, thanks you so much

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      1. Aby Sam Thomas‏Verified account @thisisaby 26 Jan 2015
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        #winning RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Internet Rocked By Blogger With Sarcastic Sensibility http://onion.com/1z1sevz pic.twitter.com/kURLJTQA2Z

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