@TheOnion Being single is something you have to work at also, especially if you are hard to get along with.
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@TheOnion: "Patience, commitment, and about 18 years: This is what marriage asks of us.” true, but there is a reward after 18 years. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion#OnionMeetsReality sometimes I can't tell a real headline from an onion headlineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@LyndsayFarlow Well I gave it 42 years!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a horrible opinion of marriage. I love my wife more than I did 20 years ago. We are looking forward to our retirement yearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#pleasehelpbeau This is as much news as hollywoods new Baby... Please Help Beau, Send him home W/our Love.pic.twitter.com/8Xf9Qk61a3
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@TheOnion not sure if this article is for or against marriage. Children can tell if their parents are not happy together - u can't fake itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Patience, commitment, and about 18 years: This is what marriage asks of us.” http://onion.com/1wsY7Zk pic.twitter.com/n7CLPGNFyr”
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@TheOnion i can't figure out if this article is for marriage or divorce! Work at marriage and end it? Yes, stay civil 4 kids or forever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and then u work on it till death til us partThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She looks tired, unhappy, and probably much older than she really is in years. I'm so glad I didn't fall into the marriage trap.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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