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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Jan 2015

    "Patience, commitment, and about 18 years: This is what marriage asks of us.” http://onion.com/1wsY7Zk pic.twitter.com/sgelSHL6Ky

    7:00 AM - 24 Jan 2015
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      1. William L. Burton 3‏ @FuzzyDice3 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Being single is something you have to work at also, especially if you are hard to get along with.

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      2. Cathy Faltermayer‏ @falt007 24 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Patience, commitment, and about 18 years: This is what marriage asks of us.” true, but there is a reward after 18 years.

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      3. -‏ @Thenatural4321 24 Jan 2015
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        @falt007 @TheOnion

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      1. Peter‏ @PeterJohn501 25 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion #OnionMeetsReality sometimes I can't tell a real headline from an onion headline

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      1. Jack Tar‏ @broni41 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @LyndsayFarlow Well I gave it 42 years!

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      1. Melissa Shriver‏ @MelShriver 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      2. Philosopher King (beta version)‏ @signalborder 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion while I cannot tell you the secret to a long and happy marriage, I can tell you the secret to a long marriage.

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      3. Jack Tar‏ @broni41 24 Jan 2015
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        @GaryRiedl @TheOnion But there comes a time.

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      1. -‏ @Thenatural4321 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. G‏ @fabulousmakeup2 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion so true

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      1. Bob LeFeber‏ @lolefeber 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion What a horrible opinion of marriage. I love my wife more than I did 20 years ago. We are looking forward to our retirement years

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      1. PORTER‏ @MasterPeaceME 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion #pleasehelpbeau This is as much news as hollywoods new Baby... Please Help Beau, Send him home W/our Love.pic.twitter.com/8Xf9Qk61a3

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      1. Michelle Restani‏ @restanifitness 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion not sure if this article is for or against marriage. Children can tell if their parents are not happy together - u can't fake it

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      1. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 24 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Patience, commitment, and about 18 years: This is what marriage asks of us.” http://onion.com/1wsY7Zk  pic.twitter.com/n7CLPGNFyr”

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      1. Kathleen Master‏ @motivatedmomwv 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion i can't figure out if this article is for marriage or divorce! Work at marriage and end it? Yes, stay civil 4 kids or forever!

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      1. Chuck Stewart‏ @MosesStewart7 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion and then u work on it till death til us part

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      1. R U Stalkingme?‏ @2complex2know 24 Jan 2015
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        .@TheOnion She looks tired, unhappy, and probably much older than she really is in years. I'm so glad I didn't fall into the marriage trap.

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