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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jan 2015

    "The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother, and I know what’s best. End of story." http://onion.com/1wst1RK pic.twitter.com/NVDWIGQK1y

    9:45 AM - 23 Jan 2015
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      2. Derek Stevens‏ @ddawg2184 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @purplebuckeye So glad my mother never tried to be smarter than modern medicine. Or was a conspiracy theorist.

        2 replies 9 retweets 76 likes
      3. Kelly WhateverTheFuck‏ @creampuffmcgee 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ddawg2184

        @ddawg2184 @TheOnion Doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to know injecting things like Mercury or aborted fetal cells into your body is bad

        16 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Derek Stevens‏ @ddawg2184 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @creampuffmcgee

        @creampuffmcgee @TheOnion Can get mercury in system by eating to much fish too... I'll take a little mercury vs. dying from a cured disease!

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      5. Kelly WhateverTheFuck‏ @creampuffmcgee 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ddawg2184

        @ddawg2184 I bet you circumcise too to "prevent" an STD!

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Derek Stevens‏ @ddawg2184 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @creampuffmcgee

        @creampuffmcgee Haha! That's primarily for aesthetic purposes, sprinkled with a little hygiene. Even I know that silly... Love you!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Kelly WhateverTheFuck‏ @creampuffmcgee 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @ddawg2184

        @ddawg2184 I'm not much for circumcision, but definitely for castration ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Derek Stevens‏ @ddawg2184 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @creampuffmcgee

        @creampuffmcgee I know a good farm that is hiring... Nice chatting with you Lorena Bobbitt!

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. MarjorieIngall‏Verified account @MarjorieIngall 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @igallupd I Don't Vaccinate My Child Because I Want to Ruin Disneyland for Everyone

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      2. Paul Duffy‏ @PaulADuffy 24 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RichardDawkins at the risk of spoiling everyone's fun @TheOnion is satirical.

        22 replies 19 retweets 61 likes
      3. Markster University‏ @aWeatherNerd 24 Jan 2015
        Replying to @PaulADuffy

        @PaulADuffy @RichardDawkins @TheOnion I would hope everyone realized that.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Human Future‏ @humanfutureband 24 Jan 2015
        Replying to @aWeatherNerd

        @aWeatherNerd @PaulADuffy @RichardDawkins @TheOnion had a few family and friends thinking it was real when i shared it on FB haha

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      5. Paul Duffy‏ @PaulADuffy 24 Jan 2015
        Replying to @humanfutureband

        @humanfutureband might try that myself, see who bites.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Philippe Collard‏ @PhCollard 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AustenAllred Yep. Don't vaccinate your kids and train them to use guns. That will do it!

        2 replies 6 retweets 27 likes
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      1. SteveF‏ @stevelf_ 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion so sad. The parent's right to allow their child to contract a disease that could make their child blind or deaf or crippled.

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      2.  🕸 🎃TornPixieTwitch 🔮 🦇‏ @TornPixieTwitch 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheCrimsonHero if they were eliminated diseases they couldn't come back. This statement is self contradictory.

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      2. Marcelito‏ @mar29en 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I work with women who say this exact bullshit... Being a mom or dad doesn't automatically make you Omnipotent. Let science prevail

        1 reply 3 retweets 35 likes
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