@TheOnion @purplebuckeye So glad my mother never tried to be smarter than modern medicine. Or was a conspiracy theorist.
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@ddawg2184@TheOnion Doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to know injecting things like Mercury or aborted fetal cells into your body is bad -
@creampuffmcgee@TheOnion Can get mercury in system by eating to much fish too... I'll take a little mercury vs. dying from a cured disease! -
@ddawg2184 I bet you circumcise too to "prevent" an STD! -
@creampuffmcgee Haha! That's primarily for aesthetic purposes, sprinkled with a little hygiene. Even I know that silly... Love you! -
@ddawg2184 I'm not much for circumcision, but definitely for castration ;) -
@creampuffmcgee I know a good farm that is hiring... Nice chatting with you Lorena Bobbitt!
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@RichardDawkins at the risk of spoiling everyone's fun@TheOnion is satirical. -
@PaulADuffy@RichardDawkins@TheOnion I would hope everyone realized that. -
@aWeatherNerd@PaulADuffy@RichardDawkins@TheOnion had a few family and friends thinking it was real when i shared it on FB haha -
@humanfutureband might try that myself, see who bites.
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@TheOnion@AustenAllred Yep. Don't vaccinate your kids and train them to use guns. That will do it! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion so sad. The parent's right to allow their child to contract a disease that could make their child blind or deaf or crippled.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheCrimsonHero if they were eliminated diseases they couldn't come back. This statement is self contradictory. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion I work with women who say this exact bullshit... Being a mom or dad doesn't automatically make you Omnipotent. Let science prevail - 2 more replies
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