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Ha > “@TheOnion New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1y8kgwy pic.twitter.com/N4OQSVLsHI”
@TheOnion The only superpower left in today's world is global public opinion!!![S.A.] Mark ,i have an idea which is based on this concept!!!
@TheOnion this is brilliant!!! I hope to beta test it!
@TheOnion Anyone who's ever taken a break from Facebook knows that this actually happens!
@TheOnion Hopefully it won't let you doze off at anytime. Or else you won't receive the alerts.
@TheOnion I guess I'm getting a notification cause I'm on Twitter.
@TheOnion unbelievable 
@TheOnion the last time I was on Facebook, I got stalked by rude and disrespectful CENTCOM sock puppets... here I can block them.
@TheOnion the infinite stupidity on FB comments are more toxic than FB itself
@TheOnion Umm, the email thing? THey already do that. Twitter too.
@TheOnion about done with it
@TheOnion @timwallerWYFF World Domination!
@TheOnion Let´s be honest, most notifications have about as much news-value as that, which I guess was kind of your point too though ;)
@TheOnion Bang Bus has a similar system.
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