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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jan 2015

    New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1y8kgwy pic.twitter.com/6XSkASQHU7

    8:12 AM - 23 Jan 2015
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      1. (((Jon Benjamin)))‏Verified account @JonBenjamin19 24 Feb 2015
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        Ha > “@TheOnion New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1y8kgwy  pic.twitter.com/N4OQSVLsHI”

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      1. Alex Reutov‏ @alexrz888 27 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion The only superpower left in today's world is global public opinion!!![S.A.] Mark ,i have an idea which is based on this concept!!!

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      1. Stephanie Eisenman‏ @SMPEisenman 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. KerrazyCanuck‏ @KerrazyCanuck 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion this is brilliant!!! I hope to beta test it!

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      1. Christopher‏ @BlueprintPod 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Anyone who's ever taken a break from Facebook knows that this actually happens!

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      1. LikeBlockr App‏ @likeblockrapp 7 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JayDolan It's about time!

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      1. Joost Krijnen Beebie‏ @krijnenbeebie 24 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @venzpic.twitter.com/AGKgH9ZpJJ

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      1. J A Hiker‏ @JHiker711 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Hopefully it won't let you doze off at anytime. Or else you won't receive the alerts.

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      1. HDTech‏ @HDTech28 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I guess I'm getting a notification cause I'm on Twitter.

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      1. Sofia Abreu‏ @lasunshine 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion unbelievable 😒

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      1. Keith Nine‏ @hippietreehuger 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion the last time I was on Facebook, I got stalked by rude and disrespectful CENTCOM sock puppets... here I can block them.

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      1. Erin‏ @erhjenlee 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion the infinite stupidity on FB comments are more toxic than FB itself

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      1.  🎃Martian Karate 🎃 I guess‏ @Pxtl 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Umm, the email thing? THey already do that. Twitter too.

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      1. marc perry‏ @nomad528 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion about done with it

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      1. Melinda Finney‏ @melindafinney9 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @timwallerWYFF World Domination!

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      1. Karl Olofsson‏ @offerdaling 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Let´s be honest, most notifications have about as much news-value as that, which I guess was kind of your point too though ;)

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 23 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Bang Bus has a similar system.

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