“@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX ” hahaha @heather_wags
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@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/9ZTPOmXH1S”@BasedAsian1
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@TheOnion: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/XQaeoFQmPy”@j_petr0#newyearnewu
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@kameronerker “@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/F0CvWOH3Ab”
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@TheOnion Prior to exercise the proper warmup is crucial to prevent injuries that may be sustained while passing the babe on the elliptical.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I never understood the wipe down rule.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@StephenRWynn RT "@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/bLBhvnvOsk”
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@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/AKviwUSHNv” solely ornamental
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@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/9pZepZHI3r”@Lewis_H_Kirk #5
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@TheOnion Instead concentrate on something that will make your tits look bigger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "While lifting free weights, grunt as loudly as possible so people look at you and see what proper form sounds like." Oh, got it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You forgot Curls in the Squat Rack Brah!#rookiemove#Notseriousaboutgains#pitifulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: TIP: Never touch the ellipticals. They’re solely ornamental. http://onion.com/1Bir5jX pic.twitter.com/eq7nHtJCkj”. Lol
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@TheOnion http://www.amway.com/Sadeel Don’t you know that we are founded since 1950? Learn about us for easy shop ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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