@TheOnion @tim_brannigan Quick, phone Saatchi -- he loves this kind of thing. It *tells a story*. #feckinzeitgeistinit
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@TheOnion@jarvis_lu remind us of someone? -
@MarkWarren_39@TheOnion Is it @simpletonnotes?
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@jarvis_lu@TheOnion @simpletonnotes no I don't want to tag him though -
@MarkWarren_39@TheOnion @simpletonnotes I'm joking! OF COURSE I DO! -
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@MarkWarren_39 Cause you can reuse it??
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@chichenpizza@TheOnion amongst the cups of empty jello lies a lonely shriveled tangelo transcendently akimbo eternally in orange limbo -
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@chichenpizza BUT YOU INSPIRED ME, DEAR. IF YOU DON'T ENJOY THE FLOWERS, DON'T PLANT THE SEEDS.@TheOnion -
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@chichenpizza@TheOnion I am immune to your MFA Round-Up. I lack the MFA. :D
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@TheOnion Looking but still don't see empty dvd sleeve for "Sluts with Huge Tits".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Men don't drink La Croix. This is obviously a woman's windowsill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Still-Life with Pathos"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thx for the reminder to clean MT
@TheOnion Yogurt Cup Completes Tableau Of Food Containers On Single Man’s Windowsill http://onion.com/1CV1OMLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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