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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jan 2015

    Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc pic.twitter.com/UR7VPD4kRH

    9:26 AM - 22 Jan 2015
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    • Karl SKELETOR annie VoxPopuli Jane Wray Prof Matt Williams ⚡️🧟‍♂️💡🧟‍♀️⚡️ Nick Schlabach Teresa Cairns
    25 replies 633 retweets 520 likes
      1. Elliot Brandow‏ @ebrandow 22 Jan 2015
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        Aah! RT @TheOnion Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Ratehttp://onion.com/1xEhctc 

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      1. Torstein Bae‏ @torbae 22 Jan 2015
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        Hehe RT @TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc pic.twitter.com/8sbwg7mFqU

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      1. FOIMan‏ @FoIManUK 22 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc  pic.twitter.com/BCvJQ0AxGv”It must be stopped

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      1. Dr Julie Dunne‏ @thepotlady 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank goodness for that, at least it'll keep us archaeologists in work

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      1. Young Jefe Holmes‏ @Benny_The_Bull_ 22 Jan 2015
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        Lmao RT @pjhoody RT @TheOnion Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc pic.twitter.com/UbsEy3H16w

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      1. SKELETOR‏ @UncleHyper005 14 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion We're doomed! DOOOOMMMEEDDD!!!!

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      1. Luis Legarreta‏ @luislega 24 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc  pic.twitter.com/LJVgJKAXNG” // @nachob16

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      1. lucinda kempe‏ @lucindakempe 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @LaphamsQuart and the. Past is warning historians nationwide not to panic.

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      1. Calvin Kordela‏ @Calvinkord 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Historical Society questions Inhoffe's motives. Claims he received thousands of dollars in contributions from the year 1904.

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      1. Calvin Kordela‏ @Calvinkord 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion "This is just another example of Big History acting in their own interest, trying to secure their futures" Senator Inhoffe

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      1. Ernest Ivy‏ @Epitomexx7 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion no kidding?

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      1. LaGringaVerde‏ @LaGringaVerde 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Come to #northdakota - where everyone is still living in the past, like it's the 1950s #NDlegendary

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      1. Calvin Kordela‏ @Calvinkord 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion 49/54 Republican senators say this isn't a real problem. "I've been living in the past for years. It's not that bad" - Sen Inhoffe

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      1. Thomas F Yore IV‏ @tfyIV 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion The President is truly a dictator. He is going to run for a third term. Another executive action.

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      1. Simison‏ @EEsimison 22 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc  pic.twitter.com/XK3l2A6PwT” 😂😂

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      1. pamela lee‏ @pamelalee90844 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion This is NEW WORLD ORDER stuff. I only hope we can all survive.

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      1. Alex Murashko‏ @AlexMurashko 22 Jan 2015
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        Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc  pic.twitter.com/T2PzWtlHIs via RT @TheOnion

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      1. Kel Varnsen‏ @CDUBSpeaks 22 Jan 2015
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        Lmao RT @TheOnion Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate http://onion.com/1xEhctc  pic.twitter.com/uTYW0XMtOC»

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