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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2015

    Man With Serious Mental Illness Committed To City Bus http://onion.com/1BHpDdz pic.twitter.com/JNK6KSLTpN

    8:00 PM - 21 Jan 2015
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      1. Justin Bieber Secret News‏ @abkoma 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Katy Perry & Justin Bieber embrace Islam: http://justpaste.it/JBK  Pope & Bill Gates embrace Islam: http://justpaste.it/va 

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      1. Tanner Fitz‏ @TannerFitz 21 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man With Serious Mental Illness Committed To City Bus http://onion.com/1BHpDdz  pic.twitter.com/woPZpy2OZi” @oscar3569

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      1. Andrew S.C. Cook‏ @AndrewSCook 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion mental illness is no joking matter. I see the subtext but many of your readers will not. #mentalhealth

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      1. Casey Beane‏ @_kc_adrian 21 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man With Serious Mental Illness Committed To City Bus http://onion.com/1BHpDdz  pic.twitter.com/YwphZwxACf” @mikeythejet

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      1. ㉿‏ @assamlimited 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "@TheOnion: Man With Serious Mental Illness Committed To City Bus http://onion.com/1BHpDdz  " onion got 2 real

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      1. Chris Tredwell‏ @TredwellChris 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @therealkelby

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      2. DrParanoidAndroid‏ @drparandroid 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @charltonbrooker your doppelganger?

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      3. Cath Taylor‏ @earborrower 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @drparandroid

        @drparandroid haha! I thought it was charliebrooker too! Good morning, hope you're well & we get 2 c u soon! X

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Bill‏ @Plot49 23 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion A bit too accurate to be very funny. Probably important to draw attention to this issue.

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      1. Jesse Ryan Asner‏ @ElkAzanur 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Wanna hear about my collection of various lotions going back to 1992 and how Jesus forgave me for that one thing I did in '98?

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      1. Tim Reidy‏ @3garcons 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion there seems to be no bus in this picture. It looks like a rail car.

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      1. cristina‏ @cucaestaloca 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I can't with this

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      1. GlenninVirginia‏ @GlenninVirginia 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Well, times are tough for the Feds. Just ask Obama how hard up they are.

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      1. Eggied‏ @eggied 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Don't be fooled that's Area Man in disguise

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      1. Jessica Grace‏ @Jesskah_P 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion too real man, too real

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      1. barry Jens‏ @barryjens 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Sold and renamed Lord Sandwich 3‏ @WestCoastRogue 21 Jan 2015
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        I think he's on my bus"@TheOnion: Man With Serious Mental Illness Committed To City Bus http://onion.com/1BHpDdz  pic.twitter.com/HEW1GUQRdC”

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