@TheOnion The Secret Service has to make up for being so sloppy to let those rich new money social climbers in a few months ago!
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@TheOnion we don't need no stinking factsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Liquiiiiid!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry I blinked and must of missed Oboma's facts if he really did have anyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it was actually solidus the entire timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fact check for career politicians? Who would ever think of that? Who could possibly doubt a politician?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I enjoy the decision to make child care a "non-issue" in my life so as not to part with my Scrooge McDuck style bath tubThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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