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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2015

    Obama: “Forty-three million workers have no paid sick leave.” Really? Wow. http://onion.com/1yI80Ix pic.twitter.com/UwOhTHngn2

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      1. Blaine's Apparel‏ @Blainesapparel 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion You all should make your own; "The State Of The Onion Address"

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      1. Penelope Prudence Pe‏ @PPPennypacker 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I LOVE America's Finest News source! Like a breath of fresh hilarious air.

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      1. Nicholas Amigoni‏ @nickperio 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion so if you don't work you should still get paid?

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      1. Mort Schubert‏ @MortSchubert 22 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Only in Arnerica.

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      1. Vic Foss‏ @foss_vic 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion if I could afford to, that would make me sick.

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      1. Johnny Big Time 22‏ @JohnnyBigTime22 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion don't they have health care now??? I'm confused.

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      1. Mike Elliott‏ @muckduckmike 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion this fact checking is actually more accurate than the same service as performed by Agents of Rupert Murdock.

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      1. janet turek‏ @janetturek 21 Jan 2015
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      1. roszs‏ @TheLightKnight_ 21 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama: “Forty-three million workers have no paid sick leave.” Really? Wow. http://onion.com/1yI80Ix  pic.twitter.com/qgzI70I09f” lol

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      1. Mary Smith‏ @MarySmi06115207 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion sad when a satirical paper is the only one setting the record straight. Obama was great for the corporations and the rich

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      1. Alex‏ @fromAtoX 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion "Obama: “Snake!”: It was actually just an old length of hose. " Somtimes I wish I live in the parallel universe The Onion is, lol

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      1. San‏ @vicentes 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion “14 of 15 warmest years on record all fallen in first 15 years of this century”: True, unless you decide to believe that it isn’t.

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      1. Raymond Siller‏ @raymondsiller 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Smokey the Bear was at the STOU to put out the fire in Obama's pants.

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      1. Mary Kastelic‏ @MaryKastelic 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't know what to say. With this administration, I NEVER know when it's an Onion headline.

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      1. Daniel Lorenzen‏ @danlorenzen 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Awesome shinto reference

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      1. Liberal Luchador‏ @luchadorliberal 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion "“Inari is the God of Foxes." Well done!!!

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      1. Trevor‏ @McBainsGoggles 21 Jan 2015
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        Hilarious as always “@TheOnion: Obama: “43 mil workers have no paid sick leave.” Really? Wow. http://onion.com/1yI80Ix  pic.twitter.com/2hjDb0aFl2”

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      1. Jack Kinch‏ @1uncle77 21 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion 43 million don't have jobs.

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