@TheOnion You all should make your own; "The State Of The Onion Address"
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@TheOnion I LOVE America's Finest News source! Like a breath of fresh hilarious air.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so if you don't work you should still get paid?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Only in Arnerica.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if I could afford to, that would make me sick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't they have health care now??? I'm confused.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this fact checking is actually more accurate than the same service as performed by Agents of Rupert Murdock.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Obama: “Forty-three million workers have no paid sick leave.” Really? Wow. http://onion.com/1yI80Ix pic.twitter.com/qgzI70I09f” lol
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@TheOnion sad when a satirical paper is the only one setting the record straight. Obama was great for the corporations and the richThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Obama: “Snake!”: It was actually just an old length of hose. " Somtimes I wish I live in the parallel universe The Onion is, lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “14 of 15 warmest years on record all fallen in first 15 years of this century”: True, unless you decide to believe that it isn’t.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Smokey the Bear was at the STOU to put out the fire in Obama's pants.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know what to say. With this administration, I NEVER know when it's an Onion headline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awesome shinto referenceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "“Inari is the God of Foxes." Well done!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hilarious as always “
@TheOnion: Obama: “43 mil workers have no paid sick leave.” Really? Wow. http://onion.com/1yI80Ix pic.twitter.com/2hjDb0aFl2”
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@TheOnion 43 million don't have jobs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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