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@TheOnion much to young Sigourney Weaver's chagrin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not even cab fare back to the hotel. With Barry it's put out or else.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion welcome to America ya dumb Bitch!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HaaHaaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Typical Obummer!! MT
@TheOnion#SOTU Guests Assumed White House Would Pay For Them To Get Home http://onion.com/1GwJ4Ja pic.twitter.com/GPkyPEPV33
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@TheOnion More like Nerdy Mary-Louise ParkerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my goodness...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they pay for everything elseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when is the State of the Onion ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@robfoote64@TheOnion onions are like ogres.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if they paid for them to come out to DC, it's only right to pay and send them home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol nope.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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