. @TheOnion @BarackObama We Martians concur!pic.twitter.com/9TXugO04Eg
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. @TheOnion @BarackObama We Martians concur!pic.twitter.com/9TXugO04Eg
“@TheOnion: Fact-Checking The State Of The Union Address http://onion.com/1Gwslpt ” @RachelFerd1nand
@tory_dube @TheOnion childcare is an issue exclusive to women
@RachelFerd1nand @TheOnion this statement is true unless you choose to believe it isn't
@tory_dube @TheOnion what we perceive as 'time' is merely a limitation created by our own consciousness. All is now.
@RachelFerd1nand @TheOnion it was actually just hose. All valid points!!
@tory_dube @TheOnion yeah the speech was definitely flawed!
@TheOnion @BarackObama And not one goddamn word about preventing tidal waves! #do nothing Pres.
@TheOnion @BarackObama Yep I swear CC said: "..Warmest the Earth has ever been." Obviously he has little knowledge of the Jurassic period.
@TheOnion @BarackObama Is organic garlic involved? If not, I can wait. Thanks.
@TheOnion HAHA! This is great.
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