@TheOnion I didn't marry you for your money, I divorced you for it.
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@TheOnion: In Commentary: http://onion.com/1CgupNX pic.twitter.com/NqqnY310Vb” let this never be me.
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@TheOnion you don't usually trade up - your trade laterally. The grass is greener where you water it the mostThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://jambarreymusic.com No harm in looking.pic.twitter.com/QZd8o9Bgop
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@TheOnion what a horrible quoteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I got attached. Anyway, neither one of us could keep up with a newer model.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You'll be thankful you did...what? The way I understand it, it sounds dumb and depressing. -
@andreanasi1@TheOnion click the link, read the article.
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@TheOnion Awesome! That's what my parents did!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What a bunch of dicks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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