@TheOnion ha the look on that ladies face....
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@TheOnion OMG THIS ISNT EVEN SATIREThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We know she's joking but@TheNewIDo asks why longevity is the only marker of a successful marriage?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion marriage is until death do us part. Not until your kids are grown.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apparently...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds like one heck of a job! why get married?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now we have to wait until the dog dies,to divorce.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "After all, marriage is for the long haul: sometimes 20, 22, or even 25 years." http://onion.com/1ymUHNh pic.twitter.com/3xdd0oNjhB”no
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@TheOnion mmmmm. I can't wait till our kids are gone. Not so I can say "fuck it"be able to enjoy my time alone w hubby!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gee, my late parents were married, what, 63 years?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "After all, marriage is for the long haul: sometimes 20, 22, or even 25 years." http://onion.com/1ymUHNh pic.twitter.com/imhFi0KQKD”ha
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