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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2015

    Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable http://onion.com/180Y9Di pic.twitter.com/dECgHgAHmp

    8:46 AM - 20 Jan 2015
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    40 replies 1,571 retweets 2,183 likes
      1. Anonymous NYT Op-Ed‏ @anthbrennan 20 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's more effective if you lick your lips a lot and mouth the words "You're dead"

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      1. Thaily Brimstone‏ @Thaily 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion As an artist, I don't draw people, but people still think I do if I look up at any time, so then we're all uncomfortable :P

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      1. Chelsea Peterson‏ @ChelseaisBeta 20 Jan 2015
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        @BarryTheArtGuy @TheOnion I know it’s an Onion article (and good one), but it says “New York”, when the photo is on Chicago CTA. #fact

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      1. Eric J Meister‏ @EricJMeister 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @RyanOttley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMBm1KFFkcQ … HA! This is way too relevant to me! Keep creepin' artists. #CTA

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      1. Gavin Berriman Ⓥ‏ @gavinberriman 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @rowenaaitken Drew a couple sleeping in an airport...thought - I'll give them the sketch...their faces weren't quite as I expected

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      1. Kevin Melsert‏ @kmelsert 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Plecawesomus This has @Sabtastique written all over it :P.

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      1. Hyde your Jekylls, hide your wife‏ @cynicforhire 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @SacredLithium Oh sure, he does it with a sketchbook and gets applause. I do it with heavy breathing and I get arrested

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      2. Matt Bryan‏ @ArtyFella 20 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mattdoering even better to hide what you're drawing when people walk by and stare but look away when someone eyeballs you : )

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Matt Doering‏ @mattdoering 21 Jan 2015
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        @ArtyFella @TheOnion Haha! So true! Life drawing in public is a necessary awkward practice. The key is learning not to care.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt Bryan‏ @ArtyFella 21 Jan 2015
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        @mattdoering @TheOnion i draw from life in public but have been told off for doing so. I was told i should ask permission. I thought about..

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      2. Mark Stokes‏ @krash_pow 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JonsCrazyTweets Someone needs to work on their "drawing people without them knowing" skills.

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      3. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 21 Jan 2015
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        @krash_pow @TheOnion And there "not looking so deviant" skills!

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      4. Mark Stokes‏ @krash_pow 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @JonsCrazyTweets

        @JonsCrazyTweets @TheOnion Honey, move away from that weird drawing man this instant! Come over here and sit by me!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Jon Esparza‏ @JonsCrazyTweets 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @krash_pow

        @krash_pow I've never been the "carry a sketch book with me at all times" artist. Mainly because I know is lose the damn thing! XD

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      1. Geraldine Méndez‏ @GeryMendezArt 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion Cuando vi esta imagen me acorde de @A_rivassilva. xD me imagino que así te la pasas tu en el metro jajajaja

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      1. Meredith Arthur‏ @mudaba 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @itsolivia or GREAT. @nathanfielder made a certain realtor v. happy by giving her a nude portrait of herself at the end of an ep.

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      1. Jesse Patel‏ @patel_jesse 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @AndyRichter the sketchbook artist was the creepy camera phone guy of the past

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      1. TheCatalystKay‏ @TheCatalystKay 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion is he on the L? lol @the_bubs69

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      1. Brandon‏ @BrandonWWoodie 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Sabtastique I would be more flattered than freaked out.

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      1. Paul Diplock‏ @PaulVanDiplock 23 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @Sabtastique i do this in the Urinal all the time

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