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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jan 2015

    Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG pic.twitter.com/ndLEctTNs2

    5:15 PM - 19 Jan 2015
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    • Cornelius Wells chris @Raul romero Inna Vanessa Ramacey kloupootM1 Vicky Mullins Kathleen Larkins Greg Heitmann
    51 replies 1,054 retweets 1,036 likes
      1. Kimbal Musk‏Verified account @kimbal 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn. That's funny. “@TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  pic.twitter.com/gg3GJvM4vm”

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      1. Mike Dubrick‏ @mikedubrick 19 Jan 2015
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        Lol “@TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  pic.twitter.com/R5To6atPLU”

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      2. Brian R Clubb‏ @clubby1212 19 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  pic.twitter.com/nheI2CPeJZ”@calehernandez aka!

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      3. Cale Hernandez‏ @calehernandez 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @clubby1212

        @clubby1212 when are you getting yours?

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      1. Brian Carey‏ @Brian_Carey18 19 Jan 2015
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        @Bcarey1326 "What about me? " -Todd RT @TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africapic.twitter.com/SJZWVEDeWO

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      1. Dan Condon‏ @thedancondon 19 Jan 2015
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        @jeremy_BAY RT @TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG pic.twitter.com/fziPG1PGeU

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      1. Asha Jaffar‏ @AshaJaffar 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't think asshole is the correct term

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      1. Walker McKay‏ @walkermckay 19 Jan 2015
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        No! Help local aholes first/@TheOnion: Unsold Google Glasses Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  pic.twitter.com/Cq6YXQhEvc”

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      1. Pat McClard‏ @PatrickMcClard 19 Jan 2015
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        MT @TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  We haven't oppressed them enough?

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      1. Athena Strong‏ @Thens68 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion there's assholes in America that need them though. I'm one of them.

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      1. That Guy‏ @jbjamesbeckwith 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Idi Amin's corpse will love it.

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      2. Tintin2‏ @Chip2chip2 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion they will be hacking more credit card all over the world. They are real Ass-holes when it comes to hacking & stealing.

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      3. sam‏ @tipsyrabbit 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Chip2chip2

        @Chip2chip2 @TheOnion racist much? Stupid comment in my opinion. they were just making fun of how nobody wants a Google glass...

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      4. Tintin2‏ @Chip2chip2 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tipsyrabbit

        @tipsyrabbit @TheOnion Maybe..you know how America recycle...

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      1. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @iamgabesanchez I'd love to have one of these, I can't even remember what day it is half the time. I'd just tape over the camera.

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      1. Vincent Gimino, MD‏ @DrVGimino 26 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion that's 'glassholes'

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      1. Athena Strong‏ @Thens68 21 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Unsold Google Glass Units To Be Donated To Assholes In Africa http://onion.com/1CIxSmG  pic.twitter.com/fTXYZ1QNj8”. @Theezus6

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      1. Department of Design‏ @deptofdesign 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @bburke33609 Ha!

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      1. (:Danilo "o Verde") Ⓐ 🏴‏ @_oVerde 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @nemovox1 e em 2016 os Aras.

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