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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Jan 2015

    New Archaeological Find Suggests Mary Magdalene Was Actually A Size 12 http://onion.com/1yAUjte pic.twitter.com/hSdInh6YOq

    1:32 PM - 19 Jan 2015
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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion And her favorite song was "All about that Bass... no treble."

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      1. Mara Derck‏ @RescueDogBlog 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @peach3es why can't I stop laughing at this?

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      1. Atheist Ex-Muslim‏ @ex_muslim 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ATHE1STP0WER haha @ShamilaGhyas

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      1. Joey Seymour‏ @jseymour214 20 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @Erikus_Maximus @Lukeee117

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      1. Cory Kelso‏ @CoryKelso 19 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Archaeological Find Suggests Mary Magdalene Was Actually A Size 12 http://onion.com/1yAUjte  pic.twitter.com/0M7aaVYHK7” #RealWoman

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      1. Timmy Dolan‏ @timmy_dolan 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Liberals say she was size 18.

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      1. Blumpkinhead‏ @ThusSpakeBrosef 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion only swole hos for my man J-jewels.

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      1. Seven Year Scritch‏ @SevenScritch 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion so jesus was a chubby chaser ?

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      1. Mark Steven Georgiou‏ @mark_georgiou 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ATHE1STP0WER What evidence is there that it belonged to Mary Magdalene? I'd be interested to know.

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      1. Jessica‏ @little_red_2013 19 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Archaeological Find Suggests Mary Magdalene Was Actually A Size 12 http://onion.com/1yAUjte  pic.twitter.com/6BrAc6Y8sT” 🙌

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      1. Iain Taylor‏ @iwt_act 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Yet another example of how mind-boggingly boring archaeologists are. Who else would take the time & trouble to research this??

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      1. Erin‏ @erhjenlee 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion u guys are LOW but LOL

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      1. Michaela-Rose‏ @makaykay9792 19 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Archaeological Find Suggests Mary Magdalene Was Actually A Size 12 http://onion.com/1yAUjte  pic.twitter.com/sBdJwMNgdC” 😂

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      1. Ol'Gill‏ @GillyBalls 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Jesus fuck!!

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      1. normal‏ @elephantdonkey1 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I forgot where this tweet was coming from.

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      1. Johnnie Bush‏ @johnniebush87 19 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      2. Betty‏ @Bonnie1776 19 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion She was a great disciple of Jesus. I have this icon of her...I wish someone could translate the Arabic?pic.twitter.com/mPRiszkXNw

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      3. Khalid Al-Ateeqi‏ @Khalid_AlAteeqi 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Bonnie1776

        @Bonnie1776 @TheOnion Do you have a clearer pic?

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      4. Betty‏ @Bonnie1776 21 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Khalid_AlAteeqi

        @Khalid_AlAteeqi @TheOnion Let me look online first...be back.

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