@joshgroban @TheOnion The moon's a harsh mistress, the sea's a cruel mistress, & I know you still own a few black turtlenecks. Sail on! 


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@waterfordchoirs that's it, time to put on my sea cap and get my dinghy out of the shop. I'll set off in the 'morrow#afterchoir#farewell
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@TheOnion@joshgroban one time i married a ghostThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Poseidon's going to be PISSEDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@nevesytrof My sister co-wrote a sketch called "The Old Pirate And The Sea", where "The Sea" was just an ordinary human woman. -
@TheOnion@nevesytrof For some reason, on the programme it was re-titled simply "Pirates!"
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@TheOnion@joshgroban .. man and sea. . Yet he dons power tie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a Supreme Court judge is bringing religion over freedom his name is alitoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@joshgroban We actually pay this guy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@joshgroban And the moon's a harsh mistress And the sky's made of stoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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