@TheOnion sadly, it would make Chicago safer.
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@TheOnion and I liked Chicago; not so much now. Hope this is an anomaly among cities. "Ya wanna borrow a gun? Oh, you psychotic? So what."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just the thing for the pro sniper on vaca who wants to surprise 'that not so special someone' or a wannabe to 'give it a shot'.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do they make 9mm revolvers now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion of all the articles you post, this is the one I wish would come true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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