“@sgtbetsysmith LOL!! @TheOnion Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt pic.twitter.com/tYYoYoXROm”
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“@sgtbetsysmith LOL!! @TheOnion Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt pic.twitter.com/tYYoYoXROm”
RT @TheOnion: Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt pic.twitter.com/XYVXS5eChX
@craignewman @TheOnion Strangely, John Kass voices approval.
@TheOnion @chrisgrabme how many people are seeing this and thinking it's real 

@idkmybffjell @TheOnion
I see people thinking the onion is real all the time
@chrisgrabme @TheOnion gotta give them respect their work is proper
@idkmybffjell @TheOnion they're hysterical
.@TheOnion @diamondfreddy Didn't read article. Do we have to provide our own bullets?
@diamondfreddy @TheOnion We have to bring our own bike helmets for bike share, so it'd only make sense. Figures guns get priority ;)
LMAO the THOUGHT RT @TheOnion: Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt pic.twitter.com/Ryk8cozdHJ
@perdutpeldesert @rallat @TheOnion I infinita més qualitat.
@TheOnion @DCDribble Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt
@TheOnion Certainly a step up from the current system where only criminals are armed.
Lmfao RT @TheOnion: Chicago Introduces New Citywide Gun-Sharing Stations http://onion.com/1yAvEbt pic.twitter.com/coD1mcdS60
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