RT @TheOnion: New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1xoSTzs pic.twitter.com/CtIrVlGBkG
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RT @TheOnion: New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1xoSTzs pic.twitter.com/CtIrVlGBkG
@TheOnion A new app will shoot eagle eye pecten into the eyes of the viewer to create pain when eyes are diverted & relief when re-focused.
@TheOnion this could happen RT New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebookhttp://onion.com/1xoSTzs
@TheOnion hahahahaha Good one!
@TheOnion @soler_toni You do know this is actually true, right? Try staying offline for 5 days. It sends mails asking for attention...
@TheOnion It actually took me a while before realizing this was an Onion title.
@TheOnion @AuthorJackBloom OMG....I think that's going a bit far now. Put down the phone and pick up a book...or kindle ;) and read...
“@TheOnion New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1xoSTzs pic.twitter.com/PJfRq0YKkN”
“@TheOnion: New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebook http://onion.com/1xoSTzs " when push gets creepy
@TheOnion @timoreilly THIS IS NOT A SPOOF GUYS. You're turning into a news source now.
RT @TheOnion: New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At FB http://onion.com/1xoSTzs pic.twitter.com/gd8tFifqyR
@TheOnion @GeorgeProbst so glad I saw this via Twitter, you just saved my life
.@TheOnion this would be funny except for the fact that FB’s instagram actually does send out that same basic notifpic.twitter.com/V0Qfpo395o
“@TheOnion: New Facebook Notifications Alert Users When They Not Currently Looking At Facebook” isn't this what the birthday thing does
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