@TheOnion @ac352304a80441e ...and it comes with a free supply of cash!pic.twitter.com/L9SXrIISao
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@TheOnion @ac352304a80441e ...and it comes with a free supply of cash!pic.twitter.com/L9SXrIISao
“@TheOnion: Top Story: U.S. Government Offers 100 Million Americans Generous Severance Deal To Leave country... What a great idea
@TheOnion Can anyone say tropical island?
@TheOnion I fucking wish, I know a few places I would like to be.....
@TheOnion Can we start with every member of the #DoNothingCongress ?
@TheOnion I would so take it 
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