“@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/HsF7hVYzjE” ha ha!
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“@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/HsF7hVYzjE” ha ha!
I have now had @Lovely_Linds, @joegodino, and @laurastevenson ask if this is me in @TheOnion. No. I would never make a mockery of #fitness.
@danozzi @Lovely_Linds @joegodino @laurastevenson @TheOnion haha i thought this was you too. haha
@intoitoverit @Lovely_Linds @joegodino @laurastevenson @TheOnion Fitness is not a joke.
@danozzi @Lovely_Linds @joegodino @laurastevenson @TheOnion your arms tell the story
"@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/yka4a0HiRh" @AmyRedfernPT
RT “@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/Ti5NPra8Hx”
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/ZxXkvIgECP” @EHroncich
@originalbenreed @TheOnion too funny and too true
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@TheOnion In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/ATntEYzLHd” @shaunworksout
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“@TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/vpbc7pgVvw” lol 
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@TheOnion @DianeNeal Damn I meant sexy lmao you know lmao Diane from svu the case with the video game killing
This is ME!! RT @TheOnion: In Local News: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1udxTdz pic.twitter.com/mb7ww4yIPn
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