@TheOnion They must have been the virgins set aside for the muslim martyrs...they didn't want any part of it
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@TheOnion The Watchers.. AliensThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As a conservative Republican I've been saying for years we need to strengthen our borders!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So that would send them all to hell? Just want to know how this ends! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Virgin angels on the run. Who can blame them?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is obviously, horribly fake. No one wants to come BACK to Earth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Do dead angels become angels? RT
@TheOnion: Guards Gun Down 4 Angels Escaping From Heaven http://onion.com/1BXCjeZ pic.twitter.com/4I2617Lj8Q
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@TheOnion Black Male Angels, no doubtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion get them before they die!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They had come for first hand information, that was another atrocity done on jounalistsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This could have been serious. “
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@TheOnion: Guards Gun Down 4 Angels Escaping From Heaven http://onion.com/1BXCjeZ pic.twitter.com/7scIohmiRN” not Metatron!!
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@TheOnion Ya Bc they were drinkingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks Dick Cheney!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cc@lisa___01@von_troska74 they were probably "in the way".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion realy it says station shows souls going yo heavebThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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