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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jan 2015

    In Focus: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' http://onion.com/1udpQxk pic.twitter.com/jyp7walmrO

    1:16 PM - 16 Jan 2015
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      1. Bat Monger‏Verified account @Braunger 16 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' http://onion.com/1udpQxk  pic.twitter.com/VyDwNw5tQZ”/ That's a bingo.

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      2. Tina Marie Summers‏ @tmariesummers70 16 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @erotao / Who cares ? Those who have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ ! I'm proud to be an idiot for Christ !!

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Doug Allen‏ @DougAllenTX 16 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tmariesummers70

        @tmariesummers70 good for you!!!

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      1. Nicht Mein Führer!‏ @ResistingCult45 16 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion No joke. Live and let live. #MarriageEquality

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      1. Sonja Krane‏ @sonjakrane 16 Jan 2015
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        @ChemProfCramer From the last time SCOTUS addressed the issue, in 2013. Still funny. <3 @TheOnion

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      1. Katie‏ @k_l0_ 16 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares' http://onion.com/1udpQxk  pic.twitter.com/recc11JIC7” if only

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      2. Smitty‏ @wrongIneveram 16 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion this should be how we all feel in reality. Who cares Gay marriage affects .0002 of our population.

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      3. Smitty‏ @wrongIneveram 16 Jan 2015
        Replying to @wrongIneveram

        @TheOnion straight people don't even want to get married anymore.

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      1. Tom White‏ @TeabaggerTroll1 17 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jorge Luis‏ @joorgebriceno 17 Jan 2015
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        Mientras, en una dimensión sensata --> RT @TheOnion: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: 'Sure, Who Cares'http://onion.com/1udpQxk 

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      1. stalinistgothic‏ @stalinistgothic 17 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I didn't know smeagol was on the Supreme court

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      1. New Poll in Town‏ @NewPoll_inTown 17 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion If this guy wins the White House in 2016, he'll marry them all himself pls. share pun intended http://youtu.be/73yVmDOiP9U 

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      1. moonmoon‏ @cleavonleaf 16 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I love RBG's body language in that picture.

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      1. douglas boutlier‏ @dboutlier 16 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion if one believes the bible or koran it matters alot what happens behind doors

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