@TheOnion Don't confuse me by writing real headlines. I was expecting satire, not truth!
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@TheOnion SO proud of my religion right now. Glad we have such a great track record when it comes to women.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion apparently offending people based on their magical beliefs is wrong now? Better be nicer to the satanists tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mass murderer Netanyahu at the front of a peace march is beyond satire...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Golda Mier would have been so proud.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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