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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2015

    Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safe http://onion.com/1x6PRzF pic.twitter.com/Tx9qCP4i0D

    12:33 PM - 15 Jan 2015
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      1. Phyllis Anne‏ @PAWarnhoff 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @corvetteBeth Muslims need to understand if they come to AMERICA they must live by the LAWS of the LAND not the other way around!!

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      1. Dave Austin‏ @dca1007 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion too true!

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      2. Phyllis Anne‏ @PAWarnhoff 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @corvetteBeth If Muslims want to live the way they did in Muslim Countries its simple STAY THERE!!

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      1. Colisha Harris  🏴‏ @sweet_coloosh 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @Offendum This would be hilarious if it weren't so frighteningly close to real life.

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      1. Ginger Wotzka‏ @gingerwotz 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 15 Jan 2015
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights Necessary To Feel Safehttp://onion.com/1x6PRzF 

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      1. Gary Lefebvre‏ @whisperthebull 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion me too, those bastards lost their rights!

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      1. Phyllis Anne‏ @PAWarnhoff 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @corvetteBeth AMERICANS don't migrate to Muslim Countries because WE don't want the LAWS of their LAND!!!

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      1. Woodencrantz and Bernenstern are dead‏ @FuzzyMarth 15 Jan 2015
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        @ggreenwald MT @TheOnion: Area Man Willing To Give Up Any Of Muslims’ Rights http://onion.com/1x6PRzF pic.twitter.com/haULq3MknF

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      1. Bud Fox‏ @budfoxnews 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion If a Keg Falls in the Woods and No One Is There, Does It Sound Like a Fraternity?http://budfoxnews.com/2015/01/15/if-a-keg-falls-in-the-woods-and-no-one-is-there-does-it-sound-like-a-fraternity/ …

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      2. Ed Hines‏ @edhined 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion what those same muslims use those same freedoms against you?

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      3. Shrike T. Avatar‏ @shriketheavatar 15 Jan 2015
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        @edhined @TheOnion @Douchetoevsky look at this guy who doesn't get the onion

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      4. Headless Mad Comber of Comb Mountain‏ @Douchetoevsky 15 Jan 2015
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        @shriketheavatar @edhined @TheOnion Lmao

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