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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jan 2015

    Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa pic.twitter.com/AhMzjHwRPI

    10:05 AM - 15 Jan 2015
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      1. Andy Perkins‏ @the_perkinstein 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/ukb41VZBqr”@timstolt18

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      1. Benny Blood‏ @BennyBlood24 15 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/BwjUFSehyy” @dkristo7

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      1. cybershad‏ @SHADIthaSHOOTER 15 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/4Sn2nJpWN3” @ali_meech

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      2. Tim Wallaert‏ @TimWallaert 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CsCspencer11 I've seen this look on your face before...RT “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. chris spencer‏ @CsCspencer11 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TimWallaert

        @TimWallaert Did I ever tell you about the time I was in Austin playing darts.......

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      2. Robert A. Daniel‏ @Kyluckyman 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mills_abbot This happens in bars with really drunk people. LOL

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      2. Will Doss‏ @WillDoss_ 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is what high school was, @tpackman.

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      3. Tom Packman‏ @tpackman 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @WillDoss_

        @WillDoss_ @TheOnion I got better! #rememberwhen

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Will Doss‏ @WillDoss_ 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tpackman

        @tpackman Haha you did. That’s why I kept it to “high school!”

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Jake Niland‏ @jakeniland 15 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/DLYkVI75fw” @JPerk19 me

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      1. Geneva Evans Goodson‏ @genevae 15 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Looks On Helplessly As Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/4CEH2Ze2Ie” my poor pals

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      1. Andrew Kavanagh‏ @AndrewNKavanagh 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ladyhaja We've all been there!

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      1. Tyler McGuire‏ @The_Mug_ 15 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ManLooksOnHelplesslyAs Friend Tells Him Story He’s Already Heard http://onion.com/1C4Sjfa  pic.twitter.com/0CR3PomfwV” @kirkham_lovett

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      1. beccadook  🎩‏ @beccaraptorz 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @alittlewoof look an article about both of us bc we both tell the same stories over and over

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      2. sting's beard‏ @julesthemormon 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @EmpireStryksBac us with mom

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      3. Caitlin Stryker‏ @EmpireStryksBac 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @julesthemormon

        @julesthemormon Oh my gosh. It hurts!!

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