@TheOnion where do I sign up?
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@TonyBrunoShow we'd miss you here, Tony. Plus, where would you go? -
@eddie2003PRT it's obviously a fake story, but this wx makes it tempting. someplace warm with turquoise water if I could.
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Ahh if only...as long as I got to stay “
@TheOnion: U.S. Government Offers 100 Million Americans Generous Severance Deal To Leave Country”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fair enough!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TonyBrunoShow id take itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Man... I wish this was real!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TonyBrunoShow which airport??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sure! Because we have no debts and lots of extra money! Waste!!!!#Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@donsense1 seriously don't think soThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this true? America is run like a corporate organization but this can't be true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This cannot be real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for a moment I believed it was trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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