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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jan 2015

    New Climate Change Study Just 400 Pages Of Scientists Telling Americans To Read Previous Climate Change Studieshttp://onion.com/1C23C7Y 

    3:26 PM - 14 Jan 2015
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      1. Ben West  🔥‏ @BenWest 15 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion New #Climate Study Just 400 Pages Of Scientists Telling Americans To Read Previous Climate Studies http://onion.com/1C23C7Y  ;)

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      1. Jimmy‏ @J_P_Anderson 14 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Ha ha ha ha ha...[Breaks down into sobs]

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      2. Andre J Burl Sr.‏ @tAkeHold1 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Madonna rational, " If you say a lie long enough eventually people will believe it."

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      3. indented‏ @indented 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tAkeHold1

        @tAkeHold1 @TheOnion except...facts.

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      4. Andre J Burl Sr.‏ @tAkeHold1 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @indented

        @indented @TheOnion Is this for or against the lie of "Climate Change"? and if so the 'Lie' is a fact.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. indented‏ @indented 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tAkeHold1

        @tAkeHold1 @TheOnion if you're too ignorant to understand the very real, very observable and measurable facts of climate change, I'm sorry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Andre J Burl Sr.‏ @tAkeHold1 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @indented

        @indented @TheOnion Genius the weather changes every second! the very name is deceiving Enstine, and you fell for it. Global Warmers! Wow!

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      7. indented‏ @indented 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tAkeHold1

        @tAkeHold1 @TheOnion maybe learn the difference between weather and climate before trying to tackle bigger subjects. Ignorance can be fixed.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. Andre J Burl Sr.‏ @tAkeHold1 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @indented

        @indented @TheOnion Yes that's why they are repeating the same information over and over. What no Change to report? Super brain!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. indented‏ @indented 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @tAkeHold1

        @tAkeHold1 @TheOnion except...that's not what's happening. There is plenty of change to report, and the info is readily available.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. James Petruzzi‏ @Hawaiianimages 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Brilliant--@NCSE did you see this?http://onion.com/1C23C7Y 

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      3. National Center for Science Education‏ @NCSE 14 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Hawaiianimages

        @Hawaiianimages @TheOnion Excellent!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Alton Bailey‏ @b_altonbailey 15 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm dying over here. Just the title... Haha

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      1. Tanker Free BC‏ @TankerFreeBC 15 Jan 2015
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        RT @TheOnion New #Climate Study Just 400 Pages Of Scientists Telling Americans To Read Previous Climate Studies http://onion.com/1C23C7Y  ;)

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      1. david callow‏ @dcal1261 14 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion and now we know. #conspiracy theory lol

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      1. I See Red‏ @AkaOMiru 14 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion For more information, please re-read @Scarfolk

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      1. PAGeologist‏ @PACleanwater 14 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion and more money needed for research????

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      1. Matthew Brailsford‏ @BigRedMattB 14 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Brilliant. Scary. Sigh.

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