“@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/J9QBbPgTY0” @kfwhalen
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“@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/J9QBbPgTY0” @kfwhalen
“@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/yGHoMdvvPb”My pic!
@TheOnion No he did not.
“@TheOnion: Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/7vEDj4NxzG” @Johnny_Sinns 
@TheOnion @jasonbertkay Why not, dad?!?!
@BeckSamBar @TheOnion Came to show kids big sharks, not hear blah blah about shrinking habitat.
@jasonbertkay @TheOnion grumble, grumble plastic bags... Where are the otters?!?
@BeckSamBar @TheOnion reminds me of wife's Uncle Emil who complained about how they ruined paint by removing the lead
@jasonbertkay Ha! Or fiestaware when they removed uranium? You might enjoy this lovely captioned photo from @theonionhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/chicago-man-brushes-mound-of-snow-from-beef-sandwi,31535/ …
“@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/Ovuf5O8CLO” @jdg5132
Snort! “@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/NGBQznawgm”
@TheOnion I paid for sea otters, and damn it, I want to to see some fucking sea otters!
Mystic CT “@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/mvY3Dm8GvI”
@TheOnion "shell" out, aquarium, onion has brought out the big puns
@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Area Dad Didn’t Shell Out $100 At Aquarium For Lecture About Ecosystem http://onion.com/1wcsUcT pic.twitter.com/urG8Rjm1yy”
@TheOnion
I saw a dolphin show that had a narration about how important using cfls and recycling was!
@IndianapolisZoo
@TheOnion smells fishy
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