@laurastevenson @TheOnion People remember me as being much more attractive than I really am, I think.
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@DrakeJerkbody@laurastevenson@ChumpedBand Yeah I'm Donald Freaking Draper next to that guy. -
@danozzi@DrakeJerkbody@laurastevenson we get it Dan. You're handsome. I'm not. Can I go back to eating this breakfast burrito now?
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@ASMAthletics “@TheOnion: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1AWClov pic.twitter.com/HpSBk3U14z”
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They may be on to me… “
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@misslorusso haha... At least we only get yelled at like 10 year old girls.
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@TheOnion: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1AWClov pic.twitter.com/69nVMCNAfq” So true
#trainerproblems
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This is really good. RT
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LOL "
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Personal Trainer Impressed By Man’s Improved Excuses http://onion.com/1AWClov pic.twitter.com/RJngB7wenT”
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