@TheOnion and stay off the Jenny McCarthy ride!
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@TheOnion Maybe the vaccine isn't working like the whooping cough one. How many illegals get vaccinated?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could the source be the border crossing kids that Obama distributed around our country without screening for communicable diseasesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion watch it! you might be accused of being a real news site! :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Imaging experiencing the past by contracting an eradicated disease! Where do I sign up?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm pretty sure they got it from that ancient future world ride. Maybe someone drank the water...
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@TheOnion don't let measles be one of the extinct species, save the earth!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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