@TheOnion with my prostate, I would have to wake up about every century to go to the bathroom.
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@TheOnion can I cryosleep with my motorcycle?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion where can I try this trial?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just don't touch my junk while I'm out cold, yo. Serious up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@RudyHavenstein got cryo? “@TheOnion: Doctors Recommend Getting 8 Centuries Of Cryosleep http://onion.com/1srTdAv pic.twitter.com/3NUktri0GE”
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@TheOnion as good as a#doctorsnote. That first#Monday back is gonna suck.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is gonna take a lot of melatoninThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion isn't that way too expensive for most people?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, they're not exactly "doctors," but they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what again see my TL get more content you RT time wasting BungholesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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